drink up! fall down

I went to Kobe steak house with my lovely lady friend on saturday night. I didnt know where it was so she drove which was decent of her. o not to mention she made me dress like a goon which was undecent of her. but anyway we got there and we had to wait like ten minutees to get to the table. but they had fish in a big ass bowl and i tried to catch one but them lil basterts are quick. i think they threw some blue gill in that bowl too which was shitty of thm. Well we got seated with a group of like six other people which was cool i suppose. they took our order and then gave us shitty ass salad and some goat piss they called soup. So anyway then this lil asian dude came out and burned off my unibrow with his fire. I dont think this guy had a life because he could do some crazy shit with his spactula. I ordered steak and fish and my lil lady friend ordered shrimp and chicken. The guy totally switched plates with my lil lady fried and the guy next to her but its all good we got it figured out. i stole a pencil from there not to mention. anyway i had a blast.